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Musical News Now for the hot news this month.. Dec
Musical News Now for the hot news this month.. Jan
Musical News Now for the hot news this month.. Feb
Musical News past- what happened this month in musical history?
February Birthdays in Music- Who do u share a birthday with?
Musical Deaths- Who died this month in Musical history?
Dj Spotlight - Dj Doug Fresh
New Artist Spot Light for Feb
What Movies are hot this month.. Jan, Feb
Jokes of the month- provided by Yadida
Januaries Computing introducing the Readius
Valentines Day What to get?  What is nice to do, do kids get gifts? lets answer this

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Viewpoint-NY Emceeing is Dead

Grammy's Award Wrap-up check out who won..

Women On Wax - Some of the Worlds Women Dj Awards in NYC.. check it out and read about contestants.

Record pools, what are they?. how do you break into the music biz?

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Word on the Street-Africa B brokers Peace

Musical Warnings - Save Internet Radio
Urgent Call to Dj's in April

Red Zone Blog News

March Warnings - Save Internet Radio
Urgent Call to Dj's in April

Music Charts for April Music Countdown for what is hot in the streets.

Do you want to get into the Music Business?  Check what's happening in the Circle this month?

Sure's Musical news: Week 1, Week 2, Week 3

The One day Scoop-find out about the Music Industry

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Historical facts about the Chopsticks and History of Asian eating
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Computers - What is it that you should look for?

What is the craziest website?  Well how about this one!!

Printers - 3-D printing, is it the new move for printing.

 Double Layer DVD Drives

Laptop Security - some tips for Laptops.

Laptops - Are they the new addition to today's Dj's?

The iPhone is out now, for news, for specs click.

Watch out i-Phone, introducing Readius

Windows shortcut keys, do you want to add accents, use shortcut keys...

What is Lightscribe technology?  What does it do?  Does it work on CD/DVD?

Keep the Internet free: What can you do?
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What's going on this weekend?

The One day Scoop-find out about the Music Industry

Mondays at

Tuesdays

Thursdays

Fridays

Saturdays

Sundays


Clubs in NY Addresses

http://www.partyplannerusa.com  Check out Party Planners to help you out with weddings, and other things


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 Tiny Ani-hearts Your Heart is your Love,
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Tiny Ani-heartsYour love is your  Family  , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour  family is your Future , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour future is your Destiny , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour destiny is your Ambition, Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour ambition is your Aspiration , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour aspiration is your Motivation , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour motivation is your Belief , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour belief is your Peace , Tiny Ani-hearts Your peace is your Target , Tiny Ani-hearts
Tiny Ani-heartsYour target is Heaven, Tiny Ani-hearts
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Think about it.

Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation
bangs on your door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect,
you
couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a
better pastor,
it only needs to pray
for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man
until he is dead.
So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.
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Peace starts
with a smile.
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I don't know why
some people change churches;
what difference does it make
which one
you stay home from?
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A lot of church members
who are singing
'Standing on the Promises'
are just
sitting on the premises.
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We were called to
be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them -
He'll clean
them.
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Coincidence is when
God chooses
to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits
create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross,
not the curve.
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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers
'fruits of the spirit'
over 'religious nuts!'
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who angers you,
controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot -
swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God
instructions
just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us
is never as great as
the Power behind us.
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The Will of God
never takes you to
where the Grace of God
will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big
a person is
by what it takes
to discourage him.
 
 

 


Feb Musical History
George Harrison of The Beatles


Musical Deaths
Reggae God, Bob Marley of Bob Marley and the Whalers.


Musical Birthdays
Dancer and Singer, Gwen Guthrie


Feb News
What is Going on this month?


Event Staff

What kind of Dj Do you need?

 

Children's Parties.

Other Events

About  Weddings

 

 

 

Need a Wedding Dj


Sweet 16/Quinceanera

Birthdays

 

Check out today's

Word on the Street.

 


US Navy
Check out a Battle Group


Dee Dees Corner

Jokes for October

Corporate Events and other Equipment rentals.

New Music Spotlight

The Hot List with the new music being released

Other Events

About  Weddings

 

 

 

Need a Wedding Dj


Sweet 16/Quinceanera

Quinceanera or Sweet 16's

Birthdays

Do you Need a Birthday party Dj to rock the party for your Birthday. 

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August Computing

What is Lightscribe Technology?


Women on Wax Awards

Check out some of the hottest women Djs from around the world and find out about them.

Websites that we found, that are strange but good


Record Pools

What is a Record Pool, how do they help artists?


Chopsticks
This is how to hold the chopsticks? This illustration shows hand placement. 
 


Chopstick History
Historical facts about the Chopsticks and History of Asian eating

 

Cloverfield movie

Movies

The hot movies out for the Holidays


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